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make a phone call to John Wayne

This is a more inside way of saying you have to drop a deuce (take a crap), it works really well in an office setting so that you may let your close, personal co-workers know where you are going without letting everyone else know. This is derived from John Wayne's nickname being "The Duke", and can be shortened by simply saying "I have to make a phone call", or added to by saying "man John Wayne has been calling me all day."

"I'll be right back I have to make a phone call to John Wayne."

"I'll call you right back John Wayne is calling me on my other line."

by the crab show July 8, 2009

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drop off John Wayne

Verb: A term used to describe a difficult bowel movement. A play on word based on his nickname, "The Duke."

We might be late to the movie. I need to drop off John Wayne.

by J. Lightning August 28, 2010

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Hung like John Wayne Bobbitt

Penis cut off with knife.

Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt!

by BayAreaBiker July 28, 2008

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Wayne John

The pencil thief from space force.

WAYNE JOHN! WAYNE JOHN! WAYNE JOHN! HE STOLE PENCILS! FROM ME.

by Fatcockdisorder69 June 2, 2020


a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne

Noun
Definition: a box of condoms

ay man i gotta go my girl want me to come over and i aint got nothin. so ima go buy me a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne

by shay shay baby April 12, 2008

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John Wayne Maybe

(n. - pejorative)

A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.

See also: "predatory closet job."

Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.

by IvyLeague86 November 14, 2014


john wayne delcamp

A nice and loving guy. The best man a woman could ever find. The guy who means the world to you.

John Wayne Delcamp will you marry me?

by Jld72014 February 4, 2017