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A man who is good looking, but you wouldn't touch him with a barge pole because he is filthy and you don't know where he has been.
Reason: Koala Bears are very cute, but they are known for carrying sexually transmitted diseases such as Chlamdyia.
Awh would you look across the street, it's Zebo, surprised to see him out and about after the 'scandal'. What a Koala.
I know, you would be tempted wouldn't you? -pity he's a Koala.
Don't do it gurl, he is a filthy Koala.
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Aka Australian political scum Gladys Berejiklian who has single handedly murdered shit ton of Australian wildlife
It's because of Koala Killer (Gladys Berejiklian) Australia is burning and it's children are dying
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My boyfriend was as furious as an angry koala when I teased him about his koala shoulders.
Small cookies shaped like everyone's favourite Australian marsupial: the koala. Inside these koalas? Why, gooey chocolate delight awaits you.
Sometimes referred to as: ambrosia.
If God ate anything, it would be Koala Yummies.
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a koala is a female mexican graphic design student who A. drinks too many martinis. B. Has fabulous hair. C. Is always sleepy
that girl would be coo if she wasnt such a koala. Adria is a koala
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a face with a smile to show people that the person is happy for them, but without having true emotions.
In the Big Bang Theory TV series, Sheldon’s koala face is the smile that forms on his face when he’s watching koalas eat eucalyptus at the zoo. He uses the same face to show people (his girlfriend Amy in specific) that he is happy for them.
Sheldon: Thank you. Amy, I’d like to apologize. Your accomplishment was impressive. And I’m proud of you.
Amy: We both know that’s your koala face.
A male parent whose fostering style is warm, supportive, unpretentious, and aware.
My tiger mom told me this week I had to win the chess tourney, run for class president, rule the tennis team, and have my room ready for Architectural Digest, but my koala dad said let's just go get ice cream.