The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.
When Greg ordered a chocolate martini down at Peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected.
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Used to describe classically shaped and sized women's breasts, that are neither too large nor too small, commonly quantified as 34C. When a classic, conical-shaped martini glass is placed over each, they fit perfectly inside, with no air space underneath, and no excess breast sticking out.
Dude, that bitch's tits are PER-fect!
Word! Martini glasses, them is!
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When one successfully receives a (consensual) blowjob after sneaking his penis in another, unsuspecting person's drink.
"I'm just going to choke one more down, and then we're outta here. Wait a second... that's not a straw!"
"Got ya!"
"Ha ha ha, yes you did. Oh my goodness, I, once again, got caught in a Pickle Martini. WOW! Well, here goes..."
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Rich people don't want that poor people dick, they want that martini dick. Martini sugar is placed around the penis then an umbrella is stuck in the urethra.
Mr. Gates wanted that martini dick so bad he made a watch worth $10,000.
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The act of a male having intercourse with a female proceeded by said female licking the male's ass followed by anal sex with the female and then having her suck your dick until you are about to bust a nut at which time you pull out of her mouth and shoot your load as far across the room as possible. (never follow up with a kiss unless you are a real dirtbag)
Whoa buddy, I got a Martini Homerun last night and busted my nut right outta the park!!
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After Molly douched, I treated myself to a Chicago martini.
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1. A concoction containing codeine linctus (any brand) with any other spirit or mixer.
2. A Codeine based drink, where the Codeine is abused for its recreational value.
βShe was found dead in Drumchapel after a few too many Glasgow martinisβ
βYou take your life into your hands with a Glasgow martiniβ