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Maxx

maxx is tall

"Wow maxx is tall"

by Username69420 April 12, 2021


Maxx

An acedemic weapon. A big acedemic weapon with lots and lots of sloppy sunday experience

I saw maxx on church

by Grumpyninja3330 July 23, 2024


Maxx

Maxx is someonw who is an insane acedemic weapon and had great time on a sunday givving sloppies and being known as sloppy sunday.

I saw maxx on a sunday damm he was looking sloppyyyy

by Grumpyninja3330 July 23, 2024


Maxx

An acedemic weapon. A big acedemic weapon with lots and lots of sloppy sunday experience

I saw maxx on church

by Grumpyninja3330 July 23, 2024


Maxx

Top Shagger and ladies man

Person 1: 'See that sexy guy over there? He's definitely a Maxx.'
Person 2: 'Definitely.'

by BiteMyShinyMetalDaffodil August 15, 2022


Dirty Maxx

A Dirty Maxx is usually in need of a haircut and beard trim and a owner of a petite cock. Very likely to eat your butt and run you over with a tractor while looking for a woman to put a slice of cheese and mustard on her vagina and then a bun and eats her out. Know to wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. Like swaffling: The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen".
Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect.
With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.

A Dirty Maxx can be a drunken bastard who will kick you in the balls while yelling skidilly doo
They also love to drink; one may argue they are functioning alcoholics. Another strange obsession that most Dirty Maxx share is an addiction to vaseline and likes to covers their penis in peanut butter while looking for a hole in the backyard fence.

Usually a person who obsessively inhales his own farts in hopes of becoming immune to all future stench. And quite often when a female passes gas, will suck it in and hold it, then blow it on her nose. This is a very widely practiced sex move today and you should try it.

I think I was about to to be a witness to a "Dirty Maxx" after hearing someone calling the neighbors dog in the back yard..

by The Maxx Condom Co. April 25, 2024


Dirty Maxx

A Dirty Maxx is usually in need of a haircut and beard trim and a owner of a petite cock. Very likely to eat your butt and run you over with a tractor while looking for a woman to put a slice of cheese and mustard on her vagina and then a bun and eats her out. Known to wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. Like swaffling,: The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen". Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect. With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.

That Dirty Maxx is a bastard who will kick you in the balls while yelling skidilly doo

by The Maxx Condom Co. June 22, 2024