Moose

The act of shitting and then ejaculating on someone or something

Guy 1: "I really feel like trying something freaky tonight."
Guy 2: "I can moose on you if you want."
Guy 1: "Alright man, just don't tell my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "I can moose on her too."

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Moose

Descriptive -

Moose - 1. An incredibly aesthetically challenged woman.

2. Not exclusively, but often also a grossly overweight lady, who's tight leggings struggle to harbour her morbidly obese, gargantuan thighs.

A Lady Moose has an appearance so grotesque, that bystanders often feel symptoms of nausea and general sickness brought about by any sort of prolonged sighting.

Johnny catches a glimpse of an apparently normal looking lady from behind, sporting a glamorous curled hair style just before she makes an about turn to head off the bus.

"Why this lady looks pleasantly normal from behi...Ohhhh naaa, man, naa, naa man she's a MOOSE, what a MOOSE!"

-Vomits-

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Moose

Meaning: something thats awesome, cool, rad, etc. Used to describe a situation, event, or object deemed as worthy of being awesome or cool.

"Dude, that heavy metal concert next month is gonna be so moose!"

" Just picked up some DVDs today and they are totaly moose!!!"

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Moose

Medical
Onset
Of
Self
Ejaculation

Hey doctor, I need moose.

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Moose

A slang term for slime 🐍🐍

Laura: HEY MOOOOOOSE
Nicole: mooooose
Selah: moosemoose
Megan: Hi moooooose
Óscar: hey moosie laurs

Moose

That weird fuckin thing I see in the woods some times

Is that a moose

Moose

To "Moose" all over someone.

This word is used with many modern 18-24 year olds.

The phrase "Moose" or "Moosed" is used when a female and male engage in kissing, and intimate touching, usually when on a night out.

George: "Saturday night was sick mate!"

Jonny: "It was man, I heard you moosed all over that Marnie sort in the club?"

George: "Yes man, she's so fit"