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Museum of Natural History

A museum that was there before several generations of new guards and will be there after these next generations as long as it and other beloved people, places, and things live on in the people.

The Museum of Natural History will always face the adversity of being threatened with wildfire (and so far is still standing strong in it's face), but New Yorkers know how to tell a wildfire to go fuck itself when a new guard tries to come in and walk all over what's already there and has been around the block a few times, or what's left of what was already there if some things have already been taken.

by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021


Brisbane opal museum

Brisbane opal museum

Brisbane opal museum

by Super smelly Aussie May 14, 2024


pencil museum

1) A museum in the Lake District (England) which fathers love to reference to their children when asked in the car "where are we going?"

2) Fuck your dirty mind, this is not a sexual reference

Child: "where are we going?"
Father: "to the pencil museum!"
Child: "that sounds boring!"
Father: "ikr"

by iamatriangle April 27, 2017


Museum Of Tolerance

A museum to remind you that the world is a tolerant place where nothing can go wrong.

Taken From Drawn Together

"I just went to the Museum Of Tolerance."

by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021


NASA museum

Smack down in the middle of a trailer parks a dude who thinks he works at NASA and astronaut. Has over 100 model spaceships from very small to over 40' high! Straight up loon. Oh yeah hes a semi pro wrestler who calls himself The Skunk!!! hahahahaha! And ran for Mayor

NASA museum

by NASA Marlboro July 26, 2021


Museum Lag

The dead like feeling you get when standing at a museum for too long filled with boredom, and being tired.

Joe: That guy just got kicked out by security.
John: Wow he probably died of museum lag.

by johnnyrocketgotnothingonme October 12, 2014


Museum Putty

Sugar daddy nut.

"To get my rent paid, I had to eat alot of museum putty"

by Jadddy January 10, 2021