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Neapolitan Salad

When one ejaculates into a steamy pile of fecal matter after having sexual intercourse with a female during menstruation. The brown shit, red period blood, and white semen represent the three delicious flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.

A Neapolitan Salad is most common when a male stops having sex with his partner, while she is on her period, and then gives her a log jammer (please see definition).

Jim: Hey Sal, what’s that on your face?
Sal’s fuckbuddy: Oh, that just some leftover Neapolitan Salad.

by Mike127 May 3, 2007


Western Neapolitan

When you hold your lover down, and shit and puke on them simultaneously.

I gave that bitch a Western Neapolitan last weekend. The whole room smelled afterwards.

by Banana Cougs November 8, 2020


neapolitan bang

a threesome in which all sexual partners are either lined up from top to bottom or side to side with one partner being Caucasian (white), one partner being African-American (black) and one partner being Native American (red)

Wife: I can't believe our daughter convince her black husband to have the future chief of the local tribe to have sex with them.
Husband: I should have seen this neapolitan bang coming after she always wanted her ice cream that way as a kid.

by Dave W. Deathrock July 30, 2010


Neapolitan cream pie

When you pull it out of the litter box, and it’s got strawberry vanilla and chocolate frosting.

After riding the rectum, hard, he left him with a Neapolitan cream pie.

by Ebeneezer the lady pleaser November 18, 2022


Neapolitan Creampie

The act of getting the tasty trifecta of sequential oozing creampies in a row from three different men who are arranged side by side watching each other cum in another man's wife.

"Hey Hubby, I'm going to be home late from work, I have to stop by a friend's house get a Neapolitan Creampie. I'll call you when I'm on the way home. "

by Recalcitrate March 28, 2023


Neapolitan Knickers

Noun 1- British Slang for the stained, malodorous and curiously damp underwear worn by women of ill repute. So called because of their distinctive 3 stripes of colour Red, Brown and Yellow.

"Blimey! Look at 'er Neapolitan Knickers! they must be three yards across"

by Pissy McTakerton November 7, 2013


Neapolitan fuck puddle

The after affects of having anal sex with or without consent consisting of shit, Semen and blood

I’m really getting sick and tired of my roommate leaving his Neapolitan fuck puddles all over the couch

by The Jeep nut February 3, 2022