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A deuce-noose is the act of shitting on some one's neck then lightly choking the same person. This is usually done during sex with a agreeable partner and not meant to be a means to murder.
I met this girl at the bar last night that was into some weird s&m type shit. Literally she wanted me to give her a deuce-noose.
A phrase used to tell someone to kill themselves. Mainly used after a person says or does something extremely retarded to substitute the original phrase "Kill yourself" .
Jimmy: Hey guys want to go play some minecraft?
Bob: No Jimmy, that game is for losers.
Billy: Yeh Jimmy, grab the noose.
The emotional and/or psychological suffocation brought on by the constant nagging of someone close to you.
"I often daydream about intimacy with someone who doesn't have my nuts in a nag noose."
"Just when I thought she couldn't pull the nag noose any tighter, she asked about that job I promised to get a month ago."
"I hate when friends borrow money then duck and dodge leaving me no choice but to ready the nag noose."
"I'd like to go out drinking with my friends tonight after work but I still have nag noose burns from the last time I didn't go straight home."
"I'd like to hang afterschool but my 'rents got me in a nag noose about my grades."
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the greek term for anus...also describes a very used and worn anus, typical of men in greek tragedies.
the gaping ah noose belonged to none other than Quintus...i noticed as i pulled away from his love tunnel.
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A racial slur, usually for african americans
"I love malt liquor"
"You would, you noose jockey"
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An act of a Naked man climbing a tree up to a branch then proceeding to stretch his penis around the branch and puts into his anus then proceeding to hang from the branch.
My Dick hurts after doing that Human Noose yesterday
A Noose Master is a person who knows how to tie nooses out of anything, like a blade of grass.
Yo, that guy just made a noose out of a straw, he's a noose master.