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Best and most prestigious university in the world. Where the rebels from Cambridge came from when they started a failed version of it. Also the real life Hogwarts.
I wish I could go to the University of Oxford, it's the best in the world!
The British upper classes way of saying "Dutch oven"
I say Reginald it appears I have gotten you in a Oxford squeeze. Good show
A 69 but you're both rimming each other.
If you're bored of a normal 69, why not try eating each others ass at the same time. Have an Oxford lunch
A shit club in league 1 with a 3 sided stadium, tinpot. They are tiny so the only thing they live off is being obsessed with rivals Swindon and beating Portsmouth in the playoff semi final, and went on to lose the final.
Who do you support mate?
Oxford United
That explains the 12 fingers then. Also when you said you shag your sister, I thought it was a joke.
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There are certain groups of people who THINK that they're Oxford kids but trust me if you are any of the following you are not a true Oxford kid.
-A student at Cheney, Gregs, Matthew Arnorld or Spires who doesn't live in the city centre
-A boarder who doesn't have strong associations with Oxford when on leave
-Anyone from the suburbs or suburbia
I can't believe she thinks she can pass for an Oxford Kid in her Cheney uniform!
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The best place on EARTH, besides the playboy mansion and Chatanooga, or some place in europe where u can drink at any age.
1. Dude, Oxford, Mississippi is the best F$%kin place on earth!
2. Dude, my nuts are on fire!, LETS GO to Oxford Mississippi.
3. Oxford, Mississippi is the bomb.com!
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Collective noun for a superior group of men.
What a large Oxford University!
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