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If there were parallel universes, then wouldn't they be multiverses?
Come see my unicycle that has lots of wheels.
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Spooning.
With or without intercourse.
Hey baby back yo’ trunk up and show me yo’ parallel parking skillz.
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Having two forms of meat during breakfast, e.g., Bacon and Sausage.
I've been eating healthy all week, so tomorrow I'm going to engage in all-out parallel porking.
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two sex partners having about the same appetite for sex!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!
after all these years, juliana and (??) still had parallel appetites for one another.
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!
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The axiom that states that Asian women from below the 23rd North Parallel are disproportionately hot. The converse is also true; north of the 23rd Parallel shows low average hotness.
Man 1: Man, that Asian woman was hot!
Man 2: Cool, where was she from?
Man 1: Vietnam, I believe.
Man 2: Exactly, it's the 23rd Parallel Axiom at work.
Probably the most fucking insane Hybird Player in all of Fortnite. Extremely Underrated aswell. He edits faster than the wheel of a car spins.
He does retakes that can only be seen easily when Parallel Physco does it slow or you slow down the video to 0.25
Parallel Psycho is insane, no questions
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When a bunch of people are sitting in a cafe interacting with their laptops or phones rather than with each other.
Isn't it fascinating how so many people engage in adult parallel play in cafes and then complain about how lonely they are?
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