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A strange species of inbred human shit from the lost world, Pakistan. They are easily recognizable for their lack of intelligence, infected lip piercings, and a very strange looking mohawk. If you come in contact with a Phil be sure not to look at it directly for its ugliness may cause permanent eye damage. They are loners and very dangerous in social events.
Guy 1: Hey, who's that guy?
Guy 2: Oh, that's Phil. Don't make eye contact!
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: Last person who did went blind.
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Saggy old men balls, smelly, crusty and mouldy.
I had sex with a man, he had Phil's.
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To mess up the situation. He just came in and 'philled'all over the place!
He philled all over the situation. He did a 'phil'
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The kind of guy that weasels his way into any situation to make his life better. He will always take the credit for everyone else’s hard work, making him look like he actually did something. He’ll take all the fun out of working with him. Calling him a snake would be an insult to a snake. He isn’t loyal to anyone, therefore can never be trusted. When you walk away with a knife in your back don’t say you weren’t warned. He would have a flavor savor, and side burns just to look like a badass. With a dragon sleeve, and More than likely would drive an automatic corvette, with skull taillights. Phil is essentially the ultimate douchebag.
Did Phil try to make you do his job too? Yeah he always pawns off his work on me too, just so he can take the credit. I can’t stand that guy!
Did you see phil trying to talk to that girl? Yeah I did, I thought he was married...
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Actual ray of sunshine. He is known for being the nicest human on the planet and for appearing on YouTube (amazingphil) and on Radio One. He is Aldo the creator of the 7 second challenge that hr created with his "best friend" Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire)
Me: *stands on a table in the middle of a mall and screams* PHIL LESTER IS A RAY OF SUNSHINE
everyone: retweet! Agreed! Amen! Phil is amaze balls!
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Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.
All hail Phil Swift!
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