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Flying the piglet:
1. Any activity that causes people to be absent from a circle of friends, unaccountably.
2. Something that seems worthwhile at the time, but is actually a waste of energy and time.
3. Masturbation.
A: I've not seen Dante all week - where is he?
B: I dunno, probably flying the piglet again.
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A sexual position involving a naked slightly porky lady bending over a table onto a silver platter. Her arms are bound behind her back with parcel twine and she has a shiney red apple in her mouth. After drizzling her with a generous helping of maple syrup a man rams her up the ass while she squeals little muffled squeals of joy, or pain... it matters not.
Dave ma blud, you iz not gunna believe the Sticky Piglet I did last night! She squealed so loud my neighbours called the fuzz.
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A girl who looks like a pig,she likes guys wth raisons and bombs in there afro's and she also likes t-rex's. she always says blow it out your ass and almost all the food she eats she ends up spitting out on the floor beause she laughs at everything.there must be a massive pile of half chewed food next to her bed.she has chubby cheeks and she hates chimps and fat justin beibers.she has a fear of busses because whenever she goes on them chairs sit on her.her back always hurts and whenever she tries to order hair dye off the internet her fat ass post man screws it up.shes really small and she never puts her fringe down.she says twats 100 times a day and she dosent eat bacon because its against her religion or some shit like that to be a cannibal and eat her own species.she never burps and she always falls down the stairs running after her dog with a dildo or something like that.she always has kfc and she over reacts when she see's willy slice.she always finds cool games for her phone but all the ones i find are crap.she always brings a kinder to school and everyday it melts before she eats it but she still brings one anyway.she has really smooth skin too,whenever she tries to fix her hair annie brum comes round the corner pretending to be a car.
The end!
P.S shes a pig.
lauryn piglet : willy wanka duckling is the sexiest beast to ever be on the earth
emily duck : lets do ur sexy hair
annie raisin brum : neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooo
us : piss off
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an exteremely obese child
flying pigs
pooooooop
crossed gened w/ cow and pig
my fat little moo piglet at the ass plant fatty tissue
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Flamboyant cross-dresser who wears flowing robes and scads of fake gold jewelry.
Did you see El Piglet's new Guch-asachi suit with the rubber footie protectors today??? He's so gay!!!!
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El Piglet Royal said one thing to my face, then shit all over me to the boss.
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