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A weird, random, funny YouTube webshow. Little known, seeing as not many people YouTube the words "lawl" and "platypus" in the same search. Two girls who know they are being lame, but don't really give a shit.
Crazy Susan: Have you seen Lawl Platypus?
Stacy: Not yet.
Crazy Susan: Well, get on that! It's LawlPlatypus@YouTube.com.
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A bunch of ganstas straight outta Orgrimmar. Better than Lyly's gang.
Shizaro's reppin PD in Burning Steppes!
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When a woman with massive saggy tits hits you in the face with her tit.
"Hey mate, how did you get that black eye?" "A bitch gave me a platypus punch"
When you sneeze in a females vagina, and it makes her burb.
This action can also be accompanied by your mate saying :
“Great job dude! You just sneaky platypussed her dirty”
A platypus is a person who stands with his/her feet wide apart with their toes points outwards and head held high. Often travel in packs of platypus, all walking in the same way.
Phoebus- Mate have you actually checked out the platypus feet on that one?
Siddle- Haha, maattteee that is funny. She is actually walking as one
Lottie- Wait guys, thats Scaz
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If a swiss army knife were a person, it would also be an urban platypus: the type of person who can do anything.
This guy can do everything! He's an urban platypus.
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When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer
Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night
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