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The person charged with the duties of Commander In Chief who single handedly inserts military action with an indefinate end into situations of certain prolonged demise, created as a direct result of intentionally failed intelligence, and further as a substitute for actual depth of character, real integrity, courageous valour, and integral honesty, all the while inspiring hatred, bigotry, ineptitude, cronyism, and international terrorism through his own example.
George W.M.D. Bush aka "Captain Quagmire" doesn't remember studying Vietnam in his history classes, nor does he remember living through it, but he doesn't care, he's the President of Florida!
"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" -May 2nd 2003
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When you fill every hole in your girlfriend’s body with insect pheromones and go camping for a week, so if you have intercourse you can enjoy the tingling sensation of worms, flies, maggots, roaches, and bees on and crawling into your dick!
Yeah I had to take Whitney to the ER because I tried to give her a dirty quagmire
A person that is extremely virile. You can see from a mile that this humanbeing has a sex-drive that is far greater than average Joe. A person with this aura has a far greater chance of being personally namned in #metoo conversations.
Got eyecontact with Joe, the producer, in the bar yesterday. He has such a Quagmire-Aura.
a self or mutual indulgence into scrotal fascination or stimulation
I fell into a scrotilius quagmire
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When you are banging a girl that's on her period and it's leaking out everywhere making a nasty bloody mess. Also diareaha could act as a possible substitute
"I was banging that girl for the other day and got stuck in her Kentucky Quagmire"
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In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy
Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!
a funny shitpost channel that uploads funny memes
quagmire toilet gaming
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