A Jewish male innuendo for masturbation.
“Hey, where’s Ari?”
“Oh, I think he’s in his room, inspecting the rabbi’s work.”
A small rabbi about parrot size that sits on your should and brings bad luck to you.
Damn it, there's a wee little rabbi on my shoulder. I must have a synagogue in my back yard.
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Raving lunatic, not Jewish but tries to co-opt Judaism and pretends she's a rabbi, but a "cool woke" one, so she can say anti-semitic s**t without anyone being able to call her an anti-semite.
No one:
No one at all:
Rabbi Linda Goldstein: LoOk aT mE i'M a RaBbI bUt nOt aN aCtUaL jEw. My head is far far up my own ass. I don't hold the shit talking sessions that I call "prayer" in Hebrew because it's the ZiOnIsT language, even though it's the literal language the Torah was written in and is 2000 years old. I can't correctly a
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The actual winner for GOTY in Game Awards 2022 and now part of the canon lore to Elden Ring
The kid who was cooking on the stage: "I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton"
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The most epic gamer Rabbi and teacher there ever was. He cares about every student, but will still Billie you for every flaw you have infringed of the whole class!
If you interrupt you may die, if you fail you cry!
If your fat that’s good and if your not.. Eat a steak!
A Scottish and Northern Irish form of "Robbie," a shortened, affectionate form of the masculine name "Robert." Often used for the Scottish national poet, Robert Burns.
Rabbie Burns Day, often featuring a haggis supper and the recitation of the poem, 'Address to the Haggis,' is celebrated in Scotland on January 25.
Rabbi Burstyn is an amazing and caring rabbi.
Everyone looks up to him and his students love him. They admire his unique ability to connect with each and every girl. The school is meant for refined nice smart girls. Some girls don’t get excepted. These girls are sometimes referred to as “wolfs” in reference to a girl living in New York that was rejected.
He owns a school in Los Angeles called bais yaakov school for girls academy.
“Did rabbi Burstyn accept you?”
“No it’s not the type”