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Passionately speaking on and on and on about something. With facts and examples to back your statements.
I would give you an example but that would take forever and the character count would need to be extended for a proper solid rant
Its the need to try and be the best at things and bust out facts that are clearly not true at all. And when that attempt has failed they go into this ranting fit that only ends with them getting thrown out of there mother's basement.
Chin: Dude my penis is not 3 inches. (recites some facts he heard from someone that are completely false.)
John: yes it is. Dont lie just live up to the fact and we can move past this.
Chin: Asian Ranting begins (Trashes around violently breaking thingsand yelling) No mom dont turn of the computer. (insert yelling in another language that is Asian between them) Dude, I gotta go.
Weeks later.
John: Where did Chin go?
Wang: He had to move into grandma's basement.
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a lit cunt who has the most clout in Australia that yo Nan scared of this nigga
AYOOO ITS LIL RANT CUNT NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYY
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An emotional, self-righteous diatribe against something, usually without much of a factual foundation. Named after Molly Wood of CNET's Buzz Report and Buzz Out Loud.
Today's Molly rant was that the iPhone sucks because she couldn't slide the slider or press the letter P.
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A Molly Rant is a verbose monologue in which the speaker (the Molly) outlines the for the audience the numerous, usually obvious, flaws with certain concept (the subject of the Molly Rant). The subject is generally a new/revised product, law or digital rights management scheme.
Steve Jobs' open letter on DRM was a total Molly Rant.
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The act of using a long train of swear words to describe all, any, and every situation.
Person1: Hey Tara, how are you today?
Tara: Fine, just like a motherfucker whore gay asshole jackass that loves to eat shit.
Person1: Oh dear, what a Tara rant.
Person2: Hey Tara, what'd you do today?
Tara: Just sitting here waiting on the gay bitch faggot sunshine to come the fuck out.
Person2: Gee, that Tara rant was horrible.
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