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Reaching Nirvana

The most pleasurable sensation, reaching orgasm with a q-tip in your ear, smoking a cigarette, watching tiktok and taking the biggest most satisfying shit of your life

'I've been reaching nirvana recently, I did it yesterday and I can never go back'

by Matt4TatTat July 13, 2022


gallions reach

1. A painful, awkward sex position that involves a person putting (reaching) their hand up into the receiving person's anus.
2. A location in East London, close to Whitechapel and Cyprus

1. "me and my wife Carla tried the 'gallions reach' last night, apparently it can be done to men too!"

2. "I'm living at gallions reach at the minute"

by Robyn (bob) Elton October 10, 2007

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Reach academy

A school where the teachers believe they're edgy and cool when really their lessons make the students want to kill themsleves. It's a school for those who believe they're smarter and better than the rest of the teenagers in the shitty area

Reach academy is a shit hole

by HowAboutNoMotherFucker June 15, 2017

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Cock Reaching

When someone make a lame ass attempt to turn what another said into a gay comment, but totally fails. It's a known fact, that cock reachers perform the act of cock reaching to divert attention from their own gayness.

Person1: "I ate pizza today for lunch."
Person2: "Oh, I bet you do like putting large triangular things inside your mouth."
Person2 is clearly guilty of cock reaching.

by NoReaching September 11, 2009

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Reach Out

To contact a person (usually a friend you've not seen for some time, or an acquaintance that you don't see often), where there would be no other reason for such contact, for the specific purpose of obtaining a favour, or extending them a favour upon you hearing that they were in need.

You are a police officer, and you hear that a friend of yours has been arrested by a department that you used to work within for something that you feel is unlikely they did. You may decide to 'reach out' to someone that still works there, but whom you've not seen in many years, to see if there is any way you can help sort out the mess.

by RachelP_UK July 12, 2008

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reach-around

A reach-around is when 2 men are having anal sex and the one at the back reaches round and gives the man being bummed a hand job as he is receiving no pleasure from the sodomy

"You wouldn't have the common courtesy to give someone a reach-around."

by Luncheonman December 11, 2004

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Halo: Reach

A game where you help master chief get his reach toothbrush.

Master cheif: You there soldier! are you ready to help me get my Reach toothbrush back from the Arbiter?
PreOrder Halo: Reach today and get a free Reach toothbrush!

by This is a joke obviously September 14, 2010

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