The adorable pig that is Jesse's pet in Minecraft Story Mode...
NOOOOO!!!!!!! REUBEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When two bisexual males penetrate a heterosexual female in both the anus and vagina at the same time producing the illusion of two sourdough bread pieces upon a slab of roast beef.
When Zach discovered that Cody was bisexual the twins decided to make The Reuben upon London Tipton.
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Reuben a.k.a the lover of Venessa. Reuben, the poster name for someone with absolutely no purpose whatsoever. Lethargic, defiant, aggressive are some of the words used to describe a Reuben. A Reuben is mind you 1 sus guy. Heβll make you feel like youβre suspicious but in reality he is the one who is suspicious. He has a nonchalant and unbothered attitude about everything but Venessa. So ya as a hole a Reuben is useless
Ohh there goes Reuben. The fuck is he doing here?
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A person that does not know the area of a square
"he is in third grade but he is no longer a Reuben"
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The cutest and sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Reuben's are such cutiepies and leaving wanting to just grab them in a warm hug, like a teddy. Such a sweetheart that could do no harm
"look at Reuben over there, he looks scary"
"Ohh don't worry about him he is just a cutie that wouldn't hurt a fly"
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some tallblack guy who loves eating pussy and having nice intercourse with hoes
reuben is gay
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some dumb cunt who thought his balls were included in his penis length, and that they should be put in the vagina
"What are you doing, Reuben Yu?"
Reply: "I'm trying to fit my balls in you!"