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An alien from the planet Purrrfetion. Came to Earth possing as a human child in mexico. Mittens was now Mitt Romney. There was one plan for Mitt, to take over the world so that his people can enslave humanity.
Skip to 2012
Mitt is running a campain to become president of the united states. He takes money from billionaires and promises to let them rape and plunder the country if he wins. Little do they know, but right now behind the moon is an army of cat people ships ready to enslave us all. Will we be Enslaved, or will we unite with our leader President Obama?
"Hey, I heard that Mitt Romney's Real name is Mittens Romney!"
"Really, How funny. Do you think he keeps a giant ball of yarn next to his bed?"
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Shape-shifting, cream-cheese LDS hustler with a spray-on tan. Currently seeking the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination. A fiscal conservative's dream, which is to say malleable and not-too-bright, but can be counted on to look after the interests of the very rich and to never raise their taxes (see George W. Bush). Republican-leaning women will vote for Mitt based on his looks alone. If he is nominated, will probably be our next president due to the sheer stupidity of the typical American voter (see George W. Bush). Will also hammer gay people to assure the Bible-beaters and red-faced Southern haters that he worries about what consenting adults do in bed just as much as they do.
"I'm Mitt, I'm shit"
"Mitt Romney has changed positions more times than a Stretch Armstrong doll"
"If elected, Mitt Romney promises to give everyone in America their own planet to live on after they die!"
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(verb) A sexual action of complete dominance, that occurs after winning/losing a bet based on the 2012 Presidential election.
"Brian got it handed to him over the electoral college, I'm going to blow a Dominant Romney all over his car door handle."
A hot dog sliced in half, with some pickles, onions, and ketchup, which is the way he prefers it. Hot dog is Mitt Romney's favorite meat.
Try a Romney Dog, named after famous hot dog lover Mitt Romney. Not to be confused with the Mitt Romney dog incident.
To have all the appeal of crumpled laundry; boring
Are you going to do something or are you going to Mitt Romney me to death?
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1. To be the victim of (un)justified ads sponsored by a super PAC.
2. How Newt Gingrich makes sense of his falling poll numbers in the 2012 Republican Primary. The word refers to negative ad campaign financed by a super PAC that supports Romney. The term alludes to the "Swift Boat" ads that damaged presidential candidate John Kerry in 2004.
Reporter: Do you think you have been hurt by the negative campaign ads in recent weeks?
Gingrich: Hurt? I've been Romney-boated!
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