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The Mitt Romney: (Verb)
1) Sexual intercourse wherein one's partner becomes highly self conscious and overly accommodating often resulting in heavy perspiration and multiple position changes usually preceding an anti-climatic finish. Phrases such as "Is this okay with you?" or "am I doing ok, would you like to try something different?" are symptomatic of this condition.
2) The residual transfer of synthetic tanning solution from one partner to another, also known as "the Romney hickey."
Todd was excited to attempt the 'flying lotus' position he learned in the kama sutra but it quickly turned into 'The Mitt Romney' after he sweated all over me, slipped off the kitchen counter and twisted his ankle.
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Shape-shifting, cream-cheese LDS hustler with a spray-on tan. Currently seeking the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination. A fiscal conservative's dream, which is to say malleable and not-too-bright, but can be counted on to look after the interests of the very rich and to never raise their taxes (see George W. Bush). Republican-leaning women will vote for Mitt based on his looks alone. If he is nominated, will probably be our next president due to the sheer stupidity of the typical American voter (see George W. Bush). Will also hammer gay people to assure the Bible-beaters and red-faced Southern haters that he worries about what consenting adults do in bed just as much as they do.
"I'm Mitt, I'm shit"
"Mitt Romney has changed positions more times than a Stretch Armstrong doll"
"If elected, Mitt Romney promises to give everyone in America their own planet to live on after they die!"
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(verb) A sexual action of complete dominance, that occurs after winning/losing a bet based on the 2012 Presidential election.
"Brian got it handed to him over the electoral college, I'm going to blow a Dominant Romney all over his car door handle."
A hot dog sliced in half, with some pickles, onions, and ketchup, which is the way he prefers it. Hot dog is Mitt Romney's favorite meat.
Try a Romney Dog, named after famous hot dog lover Mitt Romney. Not to be confused with the Mitt Romney dog incident.
To have all the appeal of crumpled laundry; boring
Are you going to do something or are you going to Mitt Romney me to death?
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1. To be the victim of (un)justified ads sponsored by a super PAC.
2. How Newt Gingrich makes sense of his falling poll numbers in the 2012 Republican Primary. The word refers to negative ad campaign financed by a super PAC that supports Romney. The term alludes to the "Swift Boat" ads that damaged presidential candidate John Kerry in 2004.
Reporter: Do you think you have been hurt by the negative campaign ads in recent weeks?
Gingrich: Hurt? I've been Romney-boated!
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