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A punishment used by Arab and Hispanic parents to punish they're children when they try to run away.
Christian child: "How do your parents punish you?"
Arab/Hispanic Kid: "Have you heard of sandal throwing?"
People who believe they are the ones chosen by God himself to carry the wounded to the "otherside" of life
AKA: Captain save a hoe
Man, there you go with that white sandals shit, tryin to make that girl somethin' she ain't
the focal point of the greatest victory story mankind has ever heard. so sayeth the slothman
dude that story had the lizard sandals
leather sandals which enable arab bombers to flee the scene of the explosion without being seen. these are usually brown and rotten with a light smell of cheese and onion.
sadaam forgot his turbo sandals
When a grown man with a beard wear a pair of leather flip flops
(Man) Hey check out my new sandals honey
(Wife) you mean jesus sandals
A highly derogatory term for people who advocate caring for the environment, such as greenies, conservationists, hippies, environmental activists and the like
Joe: "Why do you need an SUV for just getting around the city? A smaller car would be just as good, with only a fraction of the carbon emissions."
Andrew: "Shut up and mind your own business, ya fucken sandal muncher!"
The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.
Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.
Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.
*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.
Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!
Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?
Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!