Reverse Sandal

Verb: The act of causing a pink sock, then putting an actual sock on it, then put a Sandal on it upside down.
Noun: a prolapsed rectum with a sock and upside down Sandal on it.

Bro, I reverse sandaled that drunk chick last night. So hard.

Bro, that drunk chick gave me the best reverse Sandal last night.

sandal throwing

A punishment used by Arab and Hispanic parents to punish they're children when they try to run away.

Christian child: "How do your parents punish you?"
Arab/Hispanic Kid: "Have you heard of sandal throwing?"

white sandals

People who believe they are the ones chosen by God himself to carry the wounded to the "otherside" of life

AKA: Captain save a hoe

Man, there you go with that white sandals shit, tryin to make that girl somethin' she ain't

turbo sandals

leather sandals which enable arab bombers to flee the scene of the explosion without being seen. these are usually brown and rotten with a light smell of cheese and onion.

sadaam forgot his turbo sandals

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Jesus sandals

When a grown man with a beard wear a pair of leather flip flops

(Man) Hey check out my new sandals honey

(Wife) you mean jesus sandals

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sandal muncher

A highly derogatory term for people who advocate caring for the environment, such as greenies, conservationists, hippies, environmental activists and the like

Joe: "Why do you need an SUV for just getting around the city? A smaller car would be just as good, with only a fraction of the carbon emissions."

Andrew: "Shut up and mind your own business, ya fucken sandal muncher!"

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socks & sandals

The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.

Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.

Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.

*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.

Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!

Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?

Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!

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