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Adj. The act of inserting one's penis into a depleted toilet paper core and performing either vaginal or anal intercourse until the aforementioned core disintegrates with friction.
With 35 min. remaining, I roughed up that call girl's keister with a Shanghai Tunnel.
When a woman has very small hairs on her chin.
"My sister plucked my Shanghai Beard at the Saturday market"
"Munch my Shang"
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When a man sticks his index and middle fingers through his fly, then has a girl have sex with it as if it was his schlong.
Girl: Hey do you have two penises?
Guy: No, i'm just doing a Shanghai Noodle
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When a man gapes another man's asshole and then inserts a pocket pussy in his asshole and then has sex with the pocket pussy so that way it won't be gay.
I'm not gay or anything, but that dude is so hot I would give him a Shanghai Tunnel" or "Dude, if you don't knock it off I'm going to give you a Shanghai Tunnel"
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A high class maneuver accomplished in the following manner: going to a restaurant (preferably fast food). Then proceeding to take one's drink cup to the bathroom ejaculating into said cup. The person then makes their way back to the table and subtily switches their drink cup with that of a friend's.
man, james and I were in the taco bell the other day, and he straight gave me the shanghai special.
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a std that causes alot of mucus in the nose its like the sniffles but almost everyday. from living in humid conditions or a whore house or working in the kitchen
damn i get the sniffles everyday and it doesnt go away. its cause you got the shanghai drip
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when a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your cock and keeps going.
Man that broad gave me a sick ass shanghai stirfry last night!
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