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An unforeseeable event.
From the TV Series Chuck, The season 1 Black Friday episode "Chuck Versus the Nemesis"
An earthquake, fire, alien invasion or arrival of hostile enemy agents are all prime examples of a Pineapple Situation.
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A naked woman gets on her hands and knees. Naked guy #1 kneels in front of her, receiving fellatio. Naked guy #2 kneels behind her, performing anal intercourse. Meanwhile, guys #1 & #2 proceed to play cards ( blackjack, usually) on the womans back, being sure to throw down the cards vigorously at the end of each hand.
Yo, last night we were in an Elk Situation with this chick, and she kept complaining that we were hurting her back with the cards!!
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n. Two or more persons or groups engaged in attempting to appear worse than, or create circumstances worse than the other parties. A race to the bottom.
From the John Waters film, Pink Flamingos.
Democrats and Republicans-is there a more classic flamingo situation?
The state of being where a heterosexual woman enters into a same-sex relationship because of convenience or due to the fact that they cannot find a partner of the opposite sex.
She used to be boy crazy so I don't buy her dating another girl. It's just in case of situational lesbianism.
A seemingly mundane, yet ironical occurrence in everyday life that you could imagine being on an episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
You could also imagine the situation occurring on an episode of Seinfeld.
I had a curb situation today at the craft store today. Here's what happened:
Customer in craft store: "Where are your yardsticks?"
Craft store employee: "We don't sell yardsticks."
Customer: "What? What kind of craft store doesn't sell yardsticks? This is insane!"
When one car parks over the line in a parking lot forcing all of the other acrs to park over the line.
Man, I got a ticket for parking on the line of a handicapped spot.
Did you show the cop that there was an overlapsation situation?
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When you make out with a guy you have a complicated relationship with and end up dubbing him for the rest of your life.
Victoria had a coldwater situation last Friday because of Justin Bieber.
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