Doggie Doo Snowcone

As defined by former GWAR member The Sexecutioner, a doggie doo snowcone is the last of his sexual demands outlined the song of his namesake; the previous demands being: genital herpes, golden showers, and a spiked dog collar. This final demand, the doggie doo snowcone, is a rather obscure take on the classic yellow snowcone, however fresh dog shit is substituted in the place of urine. Now a cone full of snow, topped with steamy dog feces does not complete the act of "doing" a doggie doo snowcone. In order to finish this transaction, the cone must be fervently mashed against some part, preferably the face, of a person's body while engaged in a sexual act.

Randy got an "F" on his spelling test; that night he went without his doggie doo snowcone. He was, however, still raped by his father.

Burger and a Grape Snowcone

A ‘Burger and Grape Snow Cone’ is an outdated courting method where a man takes a girl on a date, but rather than raping her, the man spends most of the date making sure she is having a good time. The man would often drop the girl off, safely, back at home.

This metaphor would later confuse a younger generation of Tik-Tok users, who are used to everything being a sexual euphemism, as it often is in “Bro-Country.”

“You know in that song Chattahoochee when he says ‘Settle for a Burger and a Grape Snowcone” he is actually talking about getting some dome?” - Some dumb bitch on Tik-Tok.

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BURGER AND GRAPE SNOWCONE

IT LITERALLY MEANS GETTING A BURGER TO EAT AND A GRAPE SNOW CONE

I went to get a burger and grape snowcone.

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irish snowcone

when the male cums in a girls butthole then the male eats it out

i got drunk and gave a girl a irish snowcone

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Upside Down Snowcone

When a guy cums in a woman's mouth, she transfers it to his mouth and he in turn transfers it to her vagina.

He enjoys an upside down snowcone.

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New Jersey Snowcone

This is when a man sticks the head of his penis into the woman anus, then urinates. The feces and urine then mix together. The man will then pull out and collect the conetents into a glass thus making a New Jersey snowcone. Drinking/eating the contents would be "pulling" a New Jersey snowcone

"When i was with Jane last night, she pulled a New Jersey snowcone"

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Double Dong Snowcone

When a chick fills her mouth with shaved ice and then proceeds to suck two dicks at the same time, while shitting.

Sara's favorite summer pasttime on the toilet is to give double dong snowcones to all the guys.

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