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A snowman assassin is a person who destroys snowmen. He will watch his prey build their snowman before diving out of his hiding spot and destroying it via whatever means necessary. They travel in groups of 2-3 and have no mercy whatsoever when attacking a target. They attack with whatever they can ; fists , knee's , feet , weapons and are well known for there famous attack with their elbows.
Group of children : Oh wow this snowman we built is smashing !
Snowman Assassin : There it is ! Attack it ! ( Start attacking snowman )
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A sexual act where the man puts his dick in the woman's arse when she has recently done a shit and not wiped. Then when he is about to cum he pulls out and wipes his dick on her top lip, giving the illusion of a Hitler moustache. Then cums all over her face until it is completely white.
Joe: How was last night?
Bobby : it was aite, Susan was a complete slut, she let me make her a nazi snowman!
Joe:You lucky cunt!
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When one farts 3 times consecutively, the first fart being large, the second fart being medium, & the third fart to top it off being small.
A huge lemonade-flavored snowcone
Mom! Can I have the Yellow Snowman!
When your lady friend places a tophat on her head and an ice cube in her mouth, sucks you off to full release, gargles your spooge with the ice cube to a nice frothy mix, and finishes by spitting it into a festive holiday-themed glass.
All I want for Christmas is a visit from Frothy the Snowman.....