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The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.
"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."
Named for the County in Ohio in which this particular ailment seems to be common.
A comma placed at a ludicrous position in a sentence, but specifically when placed directly after the subject and before the verb.
"The bright blue car, stopped at the stop light." is a sentence containing the Summit-County comma.
A trampoline park that is known for the highest level of fun one can experience at a trampoline park. Adventurous in nature, with attractions that can be climbed on, jumped off, jumped over, or played in teams! It's the place to be.
Do you want to meet up with the girls at Summit Adventure park? Summit Adventure park is the place to be.
Full of sticks up asses. Joints are lit, alcohol is consumed like its from the fountain of youth, and daddy's money is spent like it grows off trees. Well, here, it practically does. Full of preps, and then the antis. People trying to pull off the Anticrombie order, but that doesnt count, you 'rebels'. Your train station is a major hub station for drug dealers. Parents out of town? You know how to party. Too bad you cant remember when you do because wasted is a prime vocab word. Surprisingly, the school is still ranked very high in the state. You sure know how to keep your liquor.
The kid was able to party every weekend, steal his parents liquor, and have sex like he was paid (although he probably was), and he was still able to pull off an A- on all his exams.
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Meeting of world leaders. Also an excuse for 'protesters' to riot and burn down a city.
person a: hey man the g-8 summit is at sea island lets 'protest'
person b: what exacty are we protesting?
person a: uhhh...theres free punch
person b: ohhh well why didnt you say so
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An extremely prestigious and selective Pre-K - 12 Co-ed private, Catholic school in Cincinnati, Ohio that has total around 1,000 students. Many of the kids who go there from K-8 are very wealthy because the tuition runs about $13,000, but from 9-12 many are on scholarships and finincial aid, and give a shit about their lives. The high school is possibly the greatest institution of secondary education in the Tri-State area. Their SAT scores are much higher than almost anyone else, and they get in to much better colleges than your average private school. Most of the kids that have gone there their entire lives dont appreciate how lucky they are to attend. It made national news in January 2004 when a part of its beautiful 120 year old main building collapsed. Luckily the damage was repaired. Has probably the most beautiful chapels in Cincinnti. Has a reputation for not being great at sports, but its hard to make a football team out of 160 guys. But, we won state championship in lacrosse last year. Of all the many Catholic schools in Cincinnati, Summit is by far the greatest.
Guy 1: "I go to the Summit Country Day School."
Guy 2: "Wow, I wish I was as lucky and smart as you!"
Average Summit Lifer: "God I hate it here I want to go back to Indian Hill High and go have sex with all my rich friends and not care about my grades and suck at life."
Me: "Dumbfuck."
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A school in North New Jersey famous for Magic Fountain, sports, and parties.
Most people there are pretty rich and act full of themselves. Almost every single student plays a sport and if you don't you immediately don't have friends unless you are in theater or some music shit. Everyone acts really fake are always trying to start drama with each other. There is at least one big party every weekend as an excuse to get drunk and high. Girls think posting pictures of them being "edgy" on vsco is cool when it just makes them seem desperate for attention. Boys think acting like dicks will get them laid more. If you don't have over 500 followers on instagram you have no friends. No one follows any of the school rules. Sports games are fun to go to, especially hockey. There are only two dances per year, semi and prom. Only two things happen at semi: grinding and ice cream. The musicals are really good and they get more awards than the sports teams. All the seniors either drive Jeeps or BMWs. Vaping has become as normal as breathing. Most students get into expensive colleges because their parents also went there or they have a full ride for sports. Non AP classes are jokes. Teachers either don't give a fuck or will beat your ass for not doing your homework. Overall, Summit high school isn't terrible, but sometimes I would rather be literally anywhere else.
Summit High School students group DMing on instagram
"Hey there's a party tomorrow night"
"Awesome! Take a picture of me vaping so I can post it on vsco!"
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