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He has a rare, incurable disease that every time he steps up to the plate and makes contact, it’s a 450 foot swamp donkey to dead center.
In baseball when the hitter hits an absolute fucking moonshot on a meatball pitch down the middle and the ball has absolutely no chance of ever landing.
Announcer: Here’s the windup now the pitch…..OH MY GOD JOHNNY HITS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING SWAMP DONKEY TO DEAD CENTER, THAT BALL HAS ZERO CHANCE OF LANDING WHAT A SWAMP DONKEY.
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A girl hoodrat in East Texas....swamp= dirty & donkey=ass
"I bet that SWAMP DONKEY proves the definition of the name"
When you are working on a rig And it is so hot that your Swamp Ass has traveled to your donkey dick
Floor hand—Damn man its so fuckin hot out here i have some major swamp ass!
Driller— shit its so damn hot i have swamp donkey!!
Slang for a homerun in Baseball
Holy Shit! Phart Simpson just hit a swamp donkey! Holy Shit!
A term used in baseball when a player hits a home run to express how far it was hit.
Synonyms- tank, bomb, daddy hack
Woah! That was a long home run Carlos! That was a Swamp Donkey!
Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.
"Do your sister's really hang out with the swamp donkey?"
"Umm... NO!"
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