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Ted

Ted is a Teddybear.Ted is Gay. He will usually hug his friends for fun. Ted is a Goodboy. U GUYS GAYYY :)

How to Ted ยฟ
Ted is fat

by Iamnotblackandimnotracist March 5, 2019

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Ted Rock

A way to describe a DJ set is kickin' off "like Ted Rock", and a way to imply someone is a serial killer based on their behaviour "like Ted Rock" and also a way to suggest sexually explicit double entendres "Like a Ted Rock Touch"

Wow, this DJ is kickin' off like a Ted Rock Show
Oh, this guy is freakin' me out like Ted Rock
oooh, baby, c'mon, c'mon now touch me like Ted Rock

by ScottyScat January 21, 2021


Ted Bundy

A man who raped, stalked, and murdered 30+ women and was the first serial killer to have his trial on television.
Ted worked at a suicide hotline too, and is currently suffering in hell.

Ted Bundy is very, uh, weird.

by Ted Bundy. October 15, 2021

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Ted Stevens

Shamefully ignorant and criminally insane, Ted Stevens is an Alaska senator. Too old to understand things, Ted Stevens thought the Internet was a "series of tubes." Also tried to build a $200mil bridge to a property he owned. Set phazers to steal.

Ted Stevens: aka "A series of Teds" and "The Pork King"

by author September 1, 2006

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Ted Kennedy

A drink that consits of vodka and cranberry redbull

Hey Brian! Do you want another Ted Kennedy?

by All the gluten January 10, 2019

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Uncle Ted

The author of Industrial Society and It's Future. Has some explosively accurate descriptions of leftism.

Have you read Uncle Ted's Manifesto? I don't agree with what he did, but I agree with what he said!

by That Maine Hipster February 14, 2022

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Flyin Ted

New nickname for Texas's junior senator Ted Cruz after he abandoned his post in Texas during a power outage crisis to fly to Cancun for a short vacation that he planned AFTER the crisis started, but then quickly tucked tail and flew immediately back to Texas, throwing his family under the bus as an excuse for his absence. Nickname is a play on words based on Donald Trump's nickname for Cruz which is Lyin Ted, based on Cruz's penchant for lying.

I'm a Republican from Texas, but even I can't defend Flyin Ted on this one.

by Datch Guy February 19, 2021