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Turd Burglar

The mysterious act of giving birth to a brown trout so large you think it will clog the loo, but strangely, all that exists are slide marks where the turd once was

I took a dump so large I was sure it would look like a mr whippy cone but there was nothing there...The Turd Burglar strikes again

by Burg_69 October 29, 2008

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Turd Burglar

someone who snatches the turd out of the toilet before it hits the water while someone is pooping

I was pooping the other day and that guy turd burglar ed me.

by kamikazi282 January 15, 2009

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Turd Burglar

One who steals turds.

Hold it right there turd burglar your going to jail.

by VerlinHays December 23, 2016


Turd burglar

Amsterdam only definition:
a polish dude that sleeps in your cupboard while your not watching.

"dude, I found this massive turd burglar in the cupboard under the stairs"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"

by burgturdlar January 30, 2019


turd burglar

Someone you accuse of stealing your shit.

"Hey, do you have my lighter?"
"Oh yeah here it is...(pocket)"
"You turd burglar!"
"What the heck is a turd burglar?"
"Someone who keeps stealing my shit!"

by DD303 March 7, 2016


Turd Burglar

What you call a person who robs homeless people

"Did you see that nob end who just stole that street musicians coin jar? What a major turd burglar."

by yeuo0oy October 16, 2018


Turd Burglar

A person who slings turds. A god amongst men. A danger to society. If you are called this you are feared. A villain of sorts. Beware of anyone with the nickname turd burglar. Iโ€™m afraid to write this meaning. They may seek me out and wreak hellfire upon me. The power these men wield is dangerous. Be scared and fear the turd burglar.

โ€œLook at that guy, heโ€™s a turd burglar. I would be scared of that god amongst men.โ€

by The second cumming of Jesus December 20, 2020