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Slang for masturbating or jacking off, used by those who do not want to say what they are really doing, as in beating off or spanking the monkey. An act in which a man pleasures himself by rubbing his penis until stuff comes out. Usually only able to be done once every 2 hours
hey umm i'll brb i just gotta grab the vacuum for a few minutes.
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When performing "doggy style" sex, the man grabs the arms of the woman and pulls back violently. When this happens her face will be thrown down to the ground. Now the man will oscillate her arms right and left so her head moves in curved motion. The man should make vacuum sounds as well. Works best with a dirty floor. Warning: facial rug burn may occur to woman.
"Hey Olivia, where did you get that really bad rug burn on your face?"
"O, that...Oliver performed vacuum style sex last night."
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Someone who sucks the fun from everything.
In aftershift training, instead of letting us go off the drop slides, the head guard made us practice CPR. Our head guard is a fun vacuum.
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A vacuum seal is when a women is getting fucked in her anus, vagina, and giving oral sex at the same time. This is only possible with either 3 guys & 1 girl, or 4 lesbians with strap -ons.
Dude, Me, Joe, and Billy Bob vacuum sealed this one girl last night!
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The mindset that everything in life is meaningless
James was so caught up in an existential vacuum that he hung himself by his shoestrings
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Woman giving her man a blowjob.
Giving getting head
Knob job
I can't believe she would vacuum your carpet.
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So Shelly did you vacuum his carpet yet?
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No one vacuumed my carpet that deep before Teresa.
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Don't interrupt me she is vacuuming the carpet.
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When you "Accidentally" ejaculate into a woman and she starts bitching cause she might get pregnant, you grab the vacuum and stick the hose up her snatch to get the semen out.
Jahova: "You've heard of the Virginia Vacuum right?"
KyrSp33dy: "No whats that one?"
Jahova: "I don't know but we'll find out on URBAN DICTIONARY tomorrow!"
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