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Shit football club in Birmingham. Cocky support. All of their team is overrated. And their manager us a complete wanker!
man 1: I've just been and had a shit in villa park(Aston villa's stadium), I mistook it for a toilet.
man 2: yer I think they knock down that piece of shite and build a toilet instead.
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The best pizza ever!! It is located in Mattoon, IL and is home to the Massive Pie. Can't get any better than Villa.
Hey man where should we eat tonight?
Villa Pizza of course...it's the best Pizza around!!
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When a guy puts a novelty mexican pancho around his penis, then exclaims 'ay, ay, ayyy' when his girl goes down on him.
Dude!! Don't touch that! I used that for a pancho villa last night!
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A school for the mentally weak, carpet munching, vagina having, worthless hoes of the world.
You think you’re a worthless pussy punk? Check out Villa Grove.
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A hot football player...
Whos dat hot guy?
oh dats lance villa!
ohhh hes hot!
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The most overrated cocksucking faggot to ever touch a football, David Villa was a virtual unknown up until at 28 he scored 5 goals at the 2010 World Cup, each one crappier than the next, and was instantly declared the best striker in the history of the universe.
Amazingly, about 4628352 of his nearly 200 career goals have been scored on an emtpy net, from an offside position, and with an average with 3 deflections each. At the same time.
A: David Villa scored an offside goal against a crappy team again.
B: Obsiously, he can't even score in a brothel without being offside.
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Aston Villa a football club in a place called brummie land commonly known for having a terribly quiet fanbase that never sing. They are also famous for having the worst looking fanbase in England and the highest crime rate. Their most common citizen is a man called greasy Grealish he is known for diving in the box driving into lamp posts and just looking ugly over all like the rest of their fanbase.
A famous song once was written about Aston Villa : SOTV SOTV tonight
Aston Villa? You mean that football club who haven’t won anything in 109 years? And get relegated every year no thanks
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