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A virus that may be contracted during a pandemic quarantine by healthy sexually active people
Hey did you hear about BB and Tiny? They were quarantined together and came down with bone-a-virus.
A virus that you can possible get when you're isolated from the normal world for a long time.
When you get the KMS virus, you will start to like ugly girls.
It's also very difficult to cure.
How is it possible he's with that ugly girl again?
He can't help it, he is infected by the KMS virus.
A phase in the decade to buy all the fucking toilet paper in the world, Than buy food or die surrounded by toilet paper or the phase that we will tell our kids one day that cause the great toilet paper depression
It all started because of a gorilla named Harambe
This is why you people can be told the truth about ALEINS
also were the fuck are the ZOMBIE'S??
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Timmy: Grandpa what caused the great toilet paper depression in 2020
Grandpa: Well kid let me take you back to the good old day's back in good ol' 2016, Were the music was good. A gorilla named Harambe was killed and everyone caused an uproar and it went on from there my boy. Then all of a sudden in the first 2 months of 2020 there was a virus from china and here it was in the US it was called. The Corona Virus
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Hentai Virus its like the Coronavirus but its much more gay because when u get it you grow giant anime titties then you fucking die but you die as a weeaboo so yeah gay
Mate got the Hentai Virus his titties are big and nice but sadly he gonna die.
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The Trump Virus is a name for the virus SARS-CoV-2 which causes COVID-19 (coronavirus disease) impacting the USA starting in March 2020
There has been a rapid increase in cases of the Trump Virus this week, bringing the total number of cases in the USA to over 41,500
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The popular name for the SARS-CoV-2 virus that causes the COVID-19 disease and is responsible for the 2020 coronavirus epidemic. The virus is named after president Donald Trump, who is most responsible for its not slowing its quick spread in March 2019 and onward in the United States.
The Trump virus is going to cause a lot more needless death in the United States due to the way the president has been handling the situation.
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The second most deadly virus known. Very contagious. Transfered through air, water, food and contact. Transfer via sexual relations is unknown, due to lack of field data (please contact Nerd-Quarters Worldwide if you have such data).
Side effects include: other individuals not understanding your conversation, inexplicable increases/decreases in IQ level, failing eyesight, intense urges for cheetos, calcium loss in bones, sudden loss of interest in sexual relations, mario theme appreciation, nosebleeds, sudden death by bludgeoning, sword, or computer case shock.
Bob: "uh oh. looks like poor Billy has caught the nerd virus"
John: "Tch Tch, well looks like there is no other way. Take him out back and put him down Bob. Here use my sword."
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