Nut Wacker

Same idea as "Slap Nuts" One who is not very smart and fails to use common sense.

"Jon, why did you leave the car there you Nut Wacker"

dildo wacker

Wack my dildo daddy

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker

wacker plunk

The act of masturbating to internet porn while taking a shit on the toilet.

Jebidiah enjoined a long wacker plunk after a night of eating bean tacos at one of the many trashy Portland, OR strip clubs.

cracker wacker

someone who kills white people

that damn cracker wacker just killed my brother

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fudge wacker

Someone who really pisses me off!!!

Or something that really pisses me off.

1 example: (I’m cleaning and cut my finger), “Awe FUDGE WACKER!!!!!!!
2nd example: My stupid boss is a Fudge Wacker!!!😜

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taily wacker

an small uncircumcised penis resembling that of a turkeys

I heard that fucker has a taily wacker

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paddy wacker

Penis, dick.

I used my paddy wacker to paddy wack her

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