Wet Willy Turnpike

While recieving some magnificent road head, you pull out and shoot in her ear. You proceed to twist your dong in her ear. When done, you can keep driving or kick her out while driving.

Did you hear what Plangger did last night? He finally gave that Nicole whore the Wet Willy Turnpike.

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Australian Wet Willy

The act of a traditional Wet Willy, however, rather than wetting ones fore finger with the mouth prior to insertion in the victims ear, you insert the fore finger in and around your rectum. (An Australian Wet Willy must be performed only on days exceeding 100-degrees F, and only after one has been "walk about" for a minimum of one hour to get the the said "Wet" effect.) Also called an Auzzie Ear.

"I gave him an Australian wet willy", "He needs the old Auzzie Ear"

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reverse wet willy

putting your finger in your ear then sticking it in someone's mouth; the reverse of a wet willy.

i can't believe she gave her a reverse wet willy; thats sick.

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wet wet willy

To finger bang a girl then proceed to give her a wet willy.

Don't make me give you a wet wet willy!

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Medical Wet Willie

Copious spitting or applying another slimy substance on the earpieces of a stethoscope before a doctor puts it on.

That douche bag surgeon screamed at me in front everyone, so I gave him a medical wet willie.

Mexican Wet Willy

When you finger someone after eating spicy food with your hands.

“Damn, Adam gave me a Mexican Wet Willy last night after we ate mango habanero wings. I had to douche with ranch to cool down.”

Mexican Wet Willy

The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.

Wow! Frank just gave Cassie a Mexican wet willy... He's been sick all week.