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r/whoosh

Something adolescents make this reply to someone who doesn't get a sarcastic joke even though it's said through text.

My def of humor:
I love dry humor. Yet I don't shame my friend who doesn't understand sarcasm through text. Sarcasm is usually identified with a tone of voice.
Sometimes though, the people who didn't get the joke can be assholes and call the person an idiot because they legitimately don't think they understand, which I don't agree with.
Yet sometimes, people are just correcting them, and that doesn't mean they're being assholes. They're not a moron for not understanding a sarcastic joke through text, emphasis on "through text."
Mature people wouldn't get so pissy about something so small. They don't understand humor? Look whose talking. Humor is all about perspective. It won't be a joke for some. So what? You make a bigger deal about it then they do. If you can't handle being corrected, or someone being offended, don't make a joke. Humor can be tough since it's up to the person you say it to. Not everybody thinks the same. Being sarcastic through text maybe works with friends and family, since they know you. But if you expect that from random people, you're setting yourself up for failure. If you expect that, go take a walk and watch your ego.
The title I've seen for r/whoosh is "When satire and morons mix" or something so let that sink in.
I grew up with toxic, manipulative people so try to understand that this really grinds my gears.

"r/whoosh bad" - Monkey

by speakup23 December 8, 2020

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whoosh cluck

Referring to something which was briefly in existence or evident and which is quickly removed or which rapidly disappears.

The article was on the Daily Express site for only a few minutes and whoosh cluck it was gone.

I saw him in the bar but before I got a chance to talk to him, whoosh cluck he was gone.

by jjpthejjp April 9, 2008

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Boom Boom whoosh

The most grace ful thing in the MCU. When Stephen Strange slams his hands together in infinity war to make the magic

Dr. Strange used the Boom Boom whoosh to try and stop ebony maw and cull obsidian

by Johansberg the man August 8, 2018

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Boom Boom Whoosh

The boom boom whoosh is the term for the magic shields Doctor Stephan Strange used during Infinity War to help fight off ‘Squidward’ (is so Tony calls him) Thanos’ helper

Squidward: Does this chattering animal speak for you?
Strange: Certainly not. I speak for myself
*boom boom whoosh*
You’re trespassing this city and on this planet.
Stark: It means get lost Squidward!

by KyloIsBest April 21, 2019