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An action performed when a yellow car is sighted. You say "Chiquita Wipe" and "wipe" or rub your nearest friend anywhere on their person, much like slug bug. Chiquita is pronounced "Chikweeta," the wrong pronounciation is used purposefully.
Hey a yellow car! Chiquita wipe! *wipes friend*
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the result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement. There is no fecal matter residue on the toilet paper after the first wipe. The wad would resemble that of a ghost after he/she makes feces.
After moving her bowels, Mrs. Jones was pleasantly suprised to have a ghost wipe for the second straight day.
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A defecation that renders the ass virtually unable to be 100% fully cleaned. No matter how many wipes you make, using paper or moist wipes, remnant fecal matter is always present. In a No End Wipe situation, you just finally give up and are willing to accept having a semi-clean arse.
Johnny used and entire pack of Cottonelle Moist Wipes on his bum after he had an Assplosion and a No End Wipe.
This is a term used in basketball when someone gets their shot blocked extremely hard.
David Stern: Did you see Kobe earlier?
Phil Jackson: When he was forcing threes or when he got his dunk blocked.
David Stern: Yea I was in the press box and I tried to hold it in but I had to yell out get wiped.
When you take a shit and don't wipe. You establish blind faith between yourself and your asshole that you won't leave shit stains on your underpants.
Yesterday me and the village boys took shits in the field and we all just faith wiped.
1. an insult
2.toilet paper
1. shut up bung wipe
2. dammit, i ran out of bung wipes
After defecating, the first wipe of one's ass reveals a piece of toilet paper that is completely spotless and free of fecal matter. This is evidence that one's ass is already clean, requiring no further wipes.
I had to take a dump right before class. Luckily I had a miracle wipe, or I would've been late for sure!