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One who pursues many women at the same time, preferably of the younger variety (18-21). Generally involving promiscuous, casual sex and a feeling of accomplishment after a successful wrangling.
With all these 19 year old girls blowing up my phone I feel like a real kitten wrangler.
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A type of mustache that runs under the lower lip instead of the usual over-lip fashion.
Ahmed was one of those rare individuals with enough facial hair coverage to allow for growing a full Eel Wrangler.
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A person that only shares pictures from that one angle that makes them look good to trick someone else into meeting them.
1. - Adjective:
"How was that girl you went to see last night?"
"Dude, she's a total Angle Wrangler! "
2. - Verb:
"Oh shit, how bad?"
"That bitch show up and all the sudden her arms look like crabby patties and a side of chocolate shake. All them photos she was taking was from her certain bullshit angles and trick lighting. She totally Angle Wrangled me into meeting her, and of COURSE she expected me to get the bill!"
"Fucking harsh man, sorry."
That girl that is super flirty with you and makes you think she wants to fuck you but in reality never will so she slings her "fine ass pussy lasso" around your cock and drags you around to wherever she wants to go.
Usually a broad that has one, possibly more, hopeless dudes under the age of 22/23 just tagging along with her on her random ass paces around the club/bar.
Haha did you see that hot chick and the poor guy she brought with her that's stuck following her around the bar. Ya, stay away from that dick wrangler.
Dude we gotta stop following your friend, shes just a dick wrangler.
Wow no wonder all those girls became friends with each other over the years. They're all just a buncha fuckin dick wranglers.
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The activity one does after they just got done dropping a duce so massive it leaves the skin chaffed and a coiler in the bowl. With a lasso in one hand and a plunger in the other wrangeling the poop is the only option in order to flush.
"Dude, I was the ultimate poop wrangler today. I thouht I was going to have to scoop it out untill my lasso got all up in that shit, now I just need to find something colorless and odorless to put on the chafing."
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Refers to the person on a film set who tends to and coaxes babies or children to perform for the camera.
The baby wrangler tried everything, but the baby kept crying.
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The one friend that has to stay sober so they can wrangle all the retards from a night of drinking
I guess I’m the tard wrangler for the night
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