a short, ill tempered, & annoying little kid. Is never original and copies people. Extremely corny and bot like.
“oh my gosh did u see yonis! he’s so annoying”
Yonis is a sigma who has all the chicks and all of the people go after his feet. Sexy man. Yonis is the kind of guy who created the definition for 5head, both literally and mentally.
Girl: Wow! Who is that sexy asf sigma?!?
Girl2: You don't know? That's Yonis obviously.
Girl2: I heard he had sex with 10 girls from my dance group last night alone.
Yonis Is the goat and is one of the most luckiest niggas of them all he also has a big shlong that the ladys love in all honestly Yonis is just that GUY PLAIN SIMPLE.
Yo Its That Nigga Yonis and OMG(Have you heard all the girls love him how does he do it!)
Yoni Minaj is a Filipina politician running for presidency this 2022 National Elections.
A tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. Can refer to a dildo, vibrator, cock, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!
Becky wasn't totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by Good Vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!
One common symptom of female menopause is painful sexual intercourse. The medical term for painful sexual intercourse is "dyspareunia" (dis-par-oo'-nia). While talking about this with my husband, we coined a new phrase that plays off of the medical term. The new phrase is "despairing yoni". Using this coined phrase makes talking about this condition with my husband lighter, more comfortable and easier.
Some of the options for dealing with a despairing yoni are vaginal lubrication, hormone replacement, and low-level laser treatments.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.
A weiner whothinks he goes extremely hard, with a high pitched laugh, he is known as chocolate bear to Trevin
Hey Chocolate yonis