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A bride who "pops" in and out of the bridal store in less than an hour.
Wow! We had a lot of popcorn brides in our store, today!
The girlfriend of a crack user or dealer; typically very thin in appearance with a pale complection; has rabbit pelet sized bowel movements; dosent say much but can engage in intercourse for hours without achiveing orgasum.
Drug use is habit forming and can lead to Bride of Crackula.
Just say no.
A woman from a war zone that you want to, intend to, or have married.
"Damn! That Ukrainian woman would make a fine ass Bomb Bride!"
A Dutch Bride is a high class blow up doll used for sexual intercourse. They are very popular in Japan. There they rent out rooms with the "brides" at hotels. These dolls are extremely lifelike and can get as serious as real hair and lifelike skin. They look and feel like real women.
Guy one-Did you bang May last night?
Guy two-No man I ended up using a Dutch Bride instead.
Guy one-Damn at least you can do whatever you want.
Guy two-Yah May doesn't let me do pearl necklace but this Dutch Bride doesn't seem to mind. Just shower her of afterward.
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Person from India. Derives from when an Indian man (or his family) douses his wife with kerosene, gasoline, or other flammable liquid, and sets the woman alight (Wikipedia). Usually done by a man to get rid of his wife without dishonouring himself through divorce.
"Hey! Bride burner! Don't jump the queue!"
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A woman who marries a someone, someplace, somewhere, in the presence of a second suitor with little or no announcement of the engagement and/or the marriage, often with little knowledge of the details of said event, thus leaving the second suitor in a bigger surprise heart break than could have been avoided by the bride "cleaning her plate" first, months in advance.
- Did you hear what happened to Martin who dry-dated her for four years?
- You mean the girl with a boyfriend?
- Yeah. Exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- I guess he didn't see it coming.
- I guess not. Now he's in a whole lot of pain.
- He should probably crack a joke about it and move on.
- My point exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
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