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A mix of heavily alcoholic vodka, semen, and blood, drinken with Soviet pride.
"Waiter, I'd like a Russian Cocktail."
"Drinking this Russian Cocktail would make Putin proud."
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1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.
2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.
"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"
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Based on the Molotov Cocktail, the Mozoltov cocktail is the Jewish version.
It follows the same basic principles as a molotov, a crude homemade petrol bomb, but with a Jewish element of some sort. This could mean perhaps using a He'Brew beer bottle, filling the bottle with olive oil (in reference to the origin of Hanukkah), lighting it with a candelabra, or even simply being thrown by a Jewish person. None of this is completely necessary however, and the phrase could easily be used simply based on the intent of the thrower.
Mozoltov (or Mazel tov) is a Hebrew (or Yiddish) usually meaning "good luck!" or "congratualtions!". This adds almost an ironic effect, as generally those struck by a Mozoltov cocktail would be considered to be having bad luck.
Generally, upon throwing the mozoltov cocktail, it is traditional to yell out "Mozoltov!"
David: Those Goldbergs are such mashuganas. I wanna toss a Mozoltov Cocktail at them!
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a drink spiked with roofies and viagra used by the DUFF(designated ugly fat friend) in order to get laid.
"dude dont drink that its a DUFF cocktail." "i woke up with a headace and a raging boner next to a WHALE, It must have been the Duff Cocktail."
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Norco/Xanax/Soma
The Houston Cocktail is a mixture of three prescription drugs often prescribed in combination at many pill mills around Houston. Users compare the mixture to a heroin like high. Many overdoses are reported after the use of this combination of drugs due to the increased risk of respiratory depression. The Houston cocktail includes-
NORCO-10mg/325mg hydrocodone APAP (opiate derivative used for moderate to severe pain relief)
XANAX- 2mg alprazolam (benzodiazepine used for panic disorder)
SOMA- 350mg Carisoprodol (muscle relaxant used for muscle spasms)
Users often get most of the euphoria from the Norco. The Xanax adds a mellowing and more depressed effect, and the soma is used to potentiate the high all together.
"Bro I got fucked on that Houston cocktail last night. I took 10 dones, 2 bars and 5 somas. Can you come pick me up? I'm somewhere off of 610 and I have no pants on..."
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A mixture of piss and cactus milk
"I was sooo thirsty I had to make a desert cocktail!"
applejuice cocktailwhen a male ejaculates in a cup, urinates in it, mixes it up and pours it on to a female
aye yo bitch u like that applejuice cocktail in ur face bitch
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