Adding shredded cabbage to vaginal discharge that's been spiced up with trichomoniasis parasites.
If you get into that central Michigan coleslaw the hole in your wallet from a trip to the clinic isn't going to be the only thing that's burning.
Person 1: My fav song is wet dreamz
Person 2: By J. Cole??
Person 1: Yeah but I like to call him by his full name, Jalapeño Coleslaw
Person 2: Homie wtf