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when fuck gets autocorrected really funky
what the fumble ducky did u say to me?
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Messing up when the stakes are of high importance, especially in an RVK flex game. Then proceeding to lose out on a significant gain (usually in terms of finances or LP points).
B: "Ja som hrával Zeda"
B: *Proceeds to fumble the bag on Zed*
V: "gg enemy Katarina 25 kills, that epic fail, go next"
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The act of messing around with something that you have no business with.
"You fumble fucker, you!"
"Quit fumble fucking around with my phone."
"He fumble fucks with everything."
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To reach climax prematurely. To cum short of things or fail in the end. To mess up or be an idiot.
Damn she was so fucking sexy that i fumble nutted in the car, on the way home.
Mike Carroll couldn't do the nollie kick flip 360, what a fumble nut.
The boy that cried wolf got eaten by wolves. Why? Because he's a fucking fumble nut.
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Drunken Fumble (or Drunken Fumbling) is a term for sexual encounters (though not actual sex) that happen while very drunk to the point where motor skills are limited, hence "Fumble".
Often a cause of awkward moments the morning after if occurring between friends, though occasionally turning them into a "full on" relationship.
Also a possible trigger for realisation of a different sexuality or experimentation if upon waking one feels it felt better than with their normal gender of preference.
"Yeah, I got really drunk with Rach last night... woke up next to her..."
"Bit of a 'drunken fumble' there then?"
*Blushes*
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When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.
Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!