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The act of sucking a man's penis while he defecates in the upper tank of the toilet.
"John received a Grand Slam Blumpkin at Sarah's house last night."
You know how fucking amazing that concert really was when the underground hardcore punk band "Live Without" had made shit crazily sick! The Denny's Grand Slam has been history's best concert within an abandoned diner chain because, it's just fucking rad man!!!!
"What's up?! What's up?!! What the fuck up is up Denny's?!!"
*Crowd moshing*
"LIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
The Denny's Grand Slam is so fucking gold! Pure fucking gold!
that defining moment of achieving sexual congress after an excessive, tedious amount of time has been invested in courting the ho.
'man ive been chasing the bitch for so long when i fuck her it will be a real Cunny-Grand Slam.
when a guy cums on some ones face and then slams his penis across their face
man i grand slam that bitch the other day
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A long warm-up session for Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal before the final that oppose them.
Nadal and Federer will make it to the final of this Grand Slam tournament. The only question is how many sets will they drop on the way.
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When a girl is sucking a guys cock, the guys hits her over the head with a baseball bat and knocks her out.
Bro, I fucking grand slammed ur mom last night
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A derivative of the Portugese Breakfast.
1. A man wraps his meat with bacon, creating a ba-condom.
2. He then cracks 4 eggs into the vag and stuffs his sausage roll in, giving it to her relentlessly. Now, depending on preference, he may choose to creampie, or pull out. If it's for her, creampie is recommended!
3. Drain half of this mixture into a bowl and half into a sizzling skillet. Unwrap the bacondom, toss it in the skillet as well.
4. Whisk the bowl mixture, creating a pancake consistency, then cook this in a separate skillet.
5. Once all 3 courses are prepared you can either put it on a nice plate and serve it to your lady, or you can go all out, throw that back on the vag and create the Ultimate Old King Clancey. Make sure to have lots of Maple Syrup.
6. Enjoy!
Guy1: Morning sex was great today. She wanted a portugese breakfast, but I was also hungry, so I suggested the Denny's Grand Slam.
Guy2: Dude, thats awesome, did you include the creampie?
Guy1: Yup
Guy2: Yer Effed buddy!!
Guy2: Old King Clancey Style?
Guy1: You know it!!
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