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A really nice, smart guy who is a BEAST at spanish and is just generally a genius. Kris is also pretty good looking but he isn't sexy; he's cute. He's also funny. Very funny. And he's also a genius. And nice. And a genius. And nice. But mostly just a genius who's nice and cute and and funny and awesome :)
Sometimes, he will tell girls that they have the common sense of a squirrel but since all girls think he's cute, they will just laugh because it's true and he's funny and a genius and cute and nice and he means it in a totally flirty and nice way.
dude: "I just got a 128 percent on my spanish quiz! Whatd you get on yours?"
girl: "an F :("
dude: "aww i'm sorry! but you are really cool even though you have the common sense of a squirrel!"
girl: "hehe wow you are such a kris! ;)"
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A creature, usually female, that has a mean streak. It grazes in the back by the meat department. Similar in looks and attitude to Bea Arthur.
Did you see the Big Kris today?
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A slang spelling for the word "Skrilla" meaning money.
Example 1: Hey bro, you got the $kri!!@?
Example 2: Man I got fired from my job, no how am I gonna get $kri!!@?
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A more homosexual version of the name "Chris."
Often showing unoriginality and the degradation of white people who have no talent in the art of choosing names.
Kris: Hey, my name is Kris.
Keith: Kris with a K?
Kris: Yeah...
Keith: Wow, and I thought my name was gay!
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A rare figure which most commonly will get a disease. They will later on live a life as a homosexual being successful and bright. Most likely they would be discriminated and shamed for how they look, not who they are. They will fight off anything but they will always have strong but delicate emotions. They will have a passion for animals and want to connect with them.
A Kris is an example of life. It shows how important somethings are!
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a pathetic piece of shit who takes steroids and thinks he is awesome. he also looks like a friggin bulldog, only uglier. aka, derrty rice
yo man that asshole is being such a kris
or
-who is that complete douchebag?
-oh thats derrty rice
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Someone to whom the word 'cunt' is key to their vocabulary.
Did you enjoy the game today kris? "Yeah mate, did you see it when I pushed that cunt?"
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