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To be fired from a dumb ass job that you know you did not want
What happen to your job
O yeah man I got laid off
To get yo ass knocked the fuck out!!
"Shit might pop off and when it pop off. Somebody gonna get laid the fuck out!" 50 Cent
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A nonsexual technique of spending a night on a bed next to a girl without engaging in any physical contact.
"It was really weird finally having sex with Jane after months of getting laid by."
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What most people consider getting laid over the computer. It requires 2 people to touch THEMSELVES on their OWN cams infront of each other....sounds like a circle jerk to me.
*Hey man, I just got e-laid on stickam last night, it was amazing!*
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the etymology of a Laid Man comes from a Made Man, but instead a Laid Man is someone who is constantly getting laid, either by multiple girls or his gf. it does not mean someone who got laid once. to qualify for the term, the man has to be having sex consistently.
every since Mike got a gf, he became a Laid Man
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getting your first kiss
dana: omg i just got lip laid by that really cute guy!
michele: no way omg i'm so jealous!
Receiving copious amounts of likes and accolades on social media outlets i.e. Facebook and Instagram.
Person 1: Yo, did you see that new picture of Cortez running with the bulls in Pamplona?
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's so getting internet laid right now.