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Really annoying telemarketers that are exempt from National Do Not Call Lists who call asking for donations for really good sounding organizations and programs yet only a very small percentage of the donated funds go to those programs
"do you make commissions off of what I donate?"
"No ma'am, I'm a professional fundraiser and I do not make commissions. I get paid the same hourly wage whether you donate or not."
One who bears children strictly for the welfare benefits that follow the birth. Such people never actually utilize these benefits to support their children but to support their drug, alcohol, etc... habits. This is usually done by people who for one reason or another, cannot or will not obtain legitimate employment so resort to becoming a pro mom.
Some of the people standing in the welfare line are professional mothers, plain and simple.
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An obstructionist. See bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.
Professional retards get paid to prevent anyone else from accomplishing anything, but some people are like that for the fun of it.
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An attempt of Wrigley's mark, Orbit, to seem leet by making a new gum "for adults" in a package for pills, and giving it a cool name.
-Dude, what are those pills you're taking?
-Pills? No, those aren't pills! It's Orbit's new mark, Orbit Professional!
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A woman who participates in the workforce and who generally receives some type of specialization or higher education training.
Her mom is a professional woman. She owns her own business and everything!
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a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do.
professional douchebag- I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message:
"New Orleans fails"
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The people at work who pretty much spend all day in the bathroom.
Man these bathrooms are always full! What are you people,professional shitters?