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waking up vomiting into your bed after eating vennison roast earlier in the day followed by an excess of alcohol.
I don't remember the rest of the movie but I do remember waking up in my West Virginia sleeping bag, ugh.
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when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.
Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation
1: When it's far too hot to be comfortable. 2: When you walk between rooms or into a building and there is a sudden and drastic temperature increase.
Arizona in the summer is hotter than 3 fat people fucking in a sleeping bag.
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A phrase used to describe the state of the penis.
When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.
Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.
Ryan: Aw red alert mate
Josh: What?
Ryan: Captain Scott has left his sleeping bag
A pink sock so large it can keep a homeless man warm.
Josh's pink sleeping bag kept Thomas alive last winter.
An easy girl who listens to country music and just lays there while you have sex with her.
“Man, I really like Jessica”
“I dont know bro, she’s probably a country sleeping bag”
Did you hear? Stephanie is renting out her sleeping bag for sausages. I can't wait to rent in for myself ;b