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This is when a naked guy is barely backfloating so that only his erect penis is clearly visible above the water.
Stew was playing submarines in the pool, but his protruding beer-gut and small penis size spoiled the effect.
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A submarine that is a “submersible” in the very same sense that Amy Schumer is a “comedian”
“Hey did you hear the news about the Titan Submarine? It sunk. Guess it wasn’t all that good at its supposed job, and got progressively worse.”
Anal sex done in a full bath tub with the recipient face down. The recipient must be using a snorkel in order to breath (for now). Just before ejaculating plug the snorkel hole providing asphyxiation and a tightening anus whilst feeling confined. Try it... its a slam dunk every time!
John: what are doing hun?
Jane: Just running a bath sweetie.
John: Well grab your snorkel because your getting a Russian submarine tonight!!
Jane Oh John I can't wait... I love you!
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Hulk Hogan's term for a formidable fecal deployment.
I need to go sink a protein submarine.
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Male who has performed anal sex
It is not the motion of the ocean. But its hard to get to Spain in a rowboat. if row boat is the size of your penis then yacht is for a bigger penis, what if you do anal? You're a dirty submarine.
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When someone replaces the filling of a twinkie with their semen. Thus making a yellow submarine filled with semen.
Hey man, I had this twinkie given to me the other day but I'm pretty sure it was a yellow submarine
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To leave a stinker (huge shit) in someone else's toilet and leave it to... Ferment.
Sammy came round saturday an left a Huge Mexican Submarine in my fuckin toilet the bastard.
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