Honestly a really good looking, rich and funny guy. he may not be tall but at least he is not short either, hes also such a good friend and person.
He pulls all the girls and has ultimate rizz. he also gets rizzed up alot. he is so hot that even the guys like him, but theodore is not gay. HES A WOG #WOGBOY4LIFE
he also says the N word too much even tho hes not black
girl 1: Hey girls lets go ask that hottie for his snap
girl 2: omg yes hes a 10/10
later...
girl 1: your cute, can i have your snap
Theodore Lygoyris: sure.
girls 2, 3, 4, 5: NO PLEASE GIVE US YOUR SNAP TOO
theodore lygoyris: bet, but what about my homie over here, he dont got no bitches
girl 3: ye, hes ugly
theodore lygoyris: ok im not giving u my snap then
girls: no please, fine ill add him to, but give me your snap
theodore lygoyris: ok.
homie: thanks bro, your a G
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A man who believes everything urban dictionary says, fights with wood peckers and promises huge engagement rings in exchange for Denver omelettes.
Wow, that guy is totally a William Theodore.
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another word for flaming homosexual
kid: "hey mom why is that man wearing crotchless leather pants?"
mom: "ohh hes just a theodore g"
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Some black dude with an Afro who doesnβt know the meaning of the words:
Baroque
Boondoggle
Fastidious
Sycophant
βYou have been blocked you have been virtually blockedβ -Sir Theodore the third
Definitively Not Theo Goldrach
A: What's a Theodore G.
B: Definitely not Theo Goldrach even though he likes to think so.
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Professional model, voted Time Magazine's sexiest man of the year for three years in a row, 2005, 2006, and 2007. He is most know for the invention of the teddy bear, based off a self-portrait taken in 1996. Competes in professional beauty pageants and has won 17 to date. This is mainly due to his extreme facial expressions and his trademark speedo, which he orders one size to small to show off his junk. He is Asian.
Man, I wish i was as sexy as Woobiehn Theodore Kim!