Thor Biederwolf

Super atractive alpha wolf that leads the pack and is the leader.

Also known as the nutorius KFC god and is feard by the most fesrsome men.
Thor Biederwolf is know as the sexiest vouge model of our senturie and is also know as the 12 inch sword master.
Its said that in the 1200s Thor Biedrwolf fertilzed half of the mongolian population and threfour more than 50% of all mongolians have Thor Biederwolfs blood in them.

Thor Biederwolf loves KFC

Hammer of Thor

When one guy runs at full speed at another person who is sitting down and they knock then over with their testacles, causing pain for both parties but humiliation only for one.

Austin got the hammer of Thor from Brandon while he was playing video games.

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thors hammer

When you raise ur fist in the heavens and drop ur fist on someone.

Please dont do thor's hammer on me.
I'm sorry for making fun of your mom, dont do thor's hammer

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Ohai Thor

An informal greeting to acknowledge the presence of the nordic god of thunder Thor.

John: Steve, here's Thor.
Steve: Ohai Thor.
John: Thor, that's Steve
Thor: Ohai Steve.

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Thor

one of the dumbest superheros ever. if he was a god why did they even make a comic of him, of course he will win.

i am Thor, i took over a guys body and now he is thor, lets go throw hammers like a lumberjacks

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Thors hammer

The act of rubbing tiger balm on your penis prior to having intercourse

She wasn't very tight so i decided to break out Thors hammer

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Thor Pour

An obnoxiously strong mixed cocktail made with mostly alcohol and very little mix.

I had two Thor Pours and now I can’t even stand up or walk straight.