thumb it

when you are too drunk to get a boner so you use your thumb in place of you dick.

1.Evan was too drunk last night so he just decided to thumb it. his girlfriend told him he got bigger. Evan cried himself to sleep...

2. Dude: i was sooo smashed last night i couldn't get it up man.

Man: you should have thumbed it dude!

Dude: f that shit i duffle bagged it instead man.

Man: yeah but knowing your girlfriend it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway dude!

Dude: thats low man. (shoots off the mans dick)

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Thumbs

A wooden monkey with only one thumb.

"Thumbs fell off the ledge and broke a thumb off"

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Thumb

Angelica a little thumb sucking girl

Angelica herself always sucking ALOT!

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thumbing

An action primarly involving your thumb.

Timmy was thumbing his nose.

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Thumb

Seth usually looks like a thumb but he also has a long neck.

Seth is a thumb

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Thumb

English A little Girl Who Sucks Her Thumb

Angelica sucks her thumb thats why she is a thumb

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Kentucky Thumb

The Kentucky Thumb is a world renowned lifesaving and lovemaking technique invented by Scott DeShields of Kentucky Ballistics himself after quite the unfortunate romantic encounter with some "hot" slap rounds, (the name gives it justice). As such the term was established as a method for multiple uses; for example plugging a severed carotid, loading firearms, and poking eggplants.

Everyone: Wait, Scott is still alive?
Scott: Saved again by the Kentucky Thumb.

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